thank you for joining us at the beyblade funeral. let it RIP
im gonna create a new genre of music inspired by 90s nickelodeon on air promos called “splorp”
23:19 God is not the explicit false object.
I’m all naked for You, Shrek, and desperate for Your love! Come to me.
I want to enjoy You, Shrek, to look at You, to taste You, to feel You, to fuck You!
I’ve got to have You in my arms. I’ve got to feel Your naked body pressed to mine.
I’m getting so hot for You! I’ve got to have Your lips on mine!
You turn me on!
Your touch is so tender, it makes me feel so loved, so secure, so warm, so wanted.
You’re beautiful, Shrek, and so sexy—sexier than I ever dreamed—so handsome, so naked and so hard!
You draw me near, and my heart skips a beat. I tremble under Your touch.
Your touch melts me. It moves me, stimulates me, sends me.
Touch me through the hands that You made. Possess me!
I’m really getting horny for You, Shrek.
I want to feel all Your love and all Your passion!
Shrek, show me what I can do to You to make You feel good.
I want to excite You and give You pleasure and satisfy You, as You excite and please and satisfy me.
Shrek, I’ll do anything for You. I’ll do anything to give You pleasure. Let me satisfy You. Teach me what You like best.
I want to show You how hot and horny and passionate I am for You!
I want to enjoy You. I take pleasure in caressing You, kissing You, fondling You.
I want to know You completely—every inch of You.
I want to kiss You everywhere.
I want to suck Your penis. I want to suck Your seeds!
I’m wild about You! I’m crazy about Your penis!
My pussy is excited for You, Shrek!
I’m juicy for You.
I’m prepared, Shrek. I’m wet. I’m wanting You.